We don’t know how true this is but it’s always good to be aware. . .
This could happen to any of us…
This story is going around so we just thought we would pass it on just as a heads up on another low life activity of some of this world’s lowest. Doesn’t hurt to always [...]
Archive for June, 2008
New Way of Carjacking
A love Story
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
“What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.”
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches [...]
Tags: canned peas, Comedy, Funny, Husband, Joke, Marriage, relationship, Wife
Mean Mom
Someday when my children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates a parent,
I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me:
I loved you enough to ask where you were going,
with whom, and what time you would be home.
I loved you enough to be silent and let you
discover that your new best friend was [...]
Tags: children, daughter, Kids, Love, mean, mean mom, Mom, Mother, parent, son
Three Tough Questions!!
There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions. Finally, his parents were able to find a scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: [...]
Tags: believer, Chain Letter, Devil, fate, God, Heaven, Hell, pain, questions, scholar, young man
The Third Fall
A man woke up early in order to have his morning devotion (prayer) in the Lord’s house (church). He got dressed, set on his way to the Lord’s house.
On his way to the church, the man fell and his clothes got dirty. He got up, brushed himself up, and headed home. At home, he changed [...]
Tags: chances, Church, faith, fall, forgiveness, God, Lord's house, Religious, Satan
Tounge Twisters
1. If you understand, say “understand”. If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand.” How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish [...]
God’s Boxes
I have in my hands two boxes,
Which God gave me to hold?
He said, “Put all your sorrows in the black box,
And all your joys in the gold.”
I heeded His words, and in the two boxes,
Both my joys and sorrows I stored,
But though the gold became heavier each day,
The black was as light as before.
With curiosity, [...]
Women Over 30
This is for all you girls 30 years and over…. and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30’s … AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30.
Andy Rooney wrote this for CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy says: As I grow in age, I value women [...]
Don’t Quit
It’s easy to be pleasant when life flows by like a song.
But the man worth while is the one who can smile when everything goes dead wrong.
For the test of the heart is trouble and it always comes with years.
And the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through [...]
Tags: defeat, Dont' quit, failure, fall, falling, Glory, Hope, Life, self-pity, Smile, success, tears
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish [...]
Tags: American, Bangladeshi, Brazilian, countries, Dutch, Egyptian, English, Filipinos, French, German, global, Globalization, Indian, Indonesian, irony, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Mexicans, nationalities, people, princess diana, questions, Sicilian, Singaporean, Work
New Florida Seat Belt Law
Becomes effective June 15, 2008
New Seat Belt Law
The National Highway Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced
by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below…
This is very Important, please pass on to friends and family .
THIS MIGHT
SAVE A LIFE!
That’s God…
Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT’S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit.
Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? THAT’S GOD wanting you to talk [...]
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