15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just [...]

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, whom you can [...]

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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large Building preparing to jump. [...]

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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there’s a rip in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. ‘ Ma’am, there are $20 [...]

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A vain man’s motto is: “Win gold and wear it.” A generous man’s: “Win gold and share it.” A miser’s: Win gold and hoard it.” A profligate’s: Win gold and spend it.” A broker’s: Win gold and lend it.” A gambler’s: Win gold and lose it.” A wise man: Win gold and use it.”

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.” WORDS A [...]

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One of those chain letter types where we don’t really understand the idea of “threatening” someone for not doing what it says- forwarding it to an x number of people to spread the scare! We’ve been dead over a hundred times if we believed the consequence of any of the chain letters we received over [...]

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( Trust me, you DON’T want one! ) Know your blood pressure ~ work with your doctor to keep it under control Find out if you have AF (atrial fibrillation) again, work with your doctor to control it If you smoke ~ QUIT If you drink alcohol ~ MODERATION is the RULE Know your cholesterol [...]

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Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. Count your joys instead of your woes; Count your friends instead of your foes; Count your smile instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears; Count your full years instead of your lean; Count your kind deeds instead [...]

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Ricky came home from school one day greatly disturbed. Ricky: Mommy, it is really bad if you use punctuation marks wrongly? Mommy: Of course not, Ricky. What makes you ask? Ricky: Because Alice just missed two periods and now she’s crying.

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