Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was
trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign ‘FREE KITTENS’ next to them.

Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a
policeman on a motorcycle in front.

The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the
biggest car. It’s Senator Obama.

‘Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?’ he asked.
‘Kittens’ Little Mary Pat says. ‘They’re so small, their eyes are not even open yet.’

‘What kind of kittens are they?’ he asked.
‘Democrats’ says Little Mary Pat.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove
away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all
the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner
with her box of kittens with the ‘FREE KITTENS’ sign and the big motorcade
of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET
and CNN but no FOX for some reason..

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got
out of his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.

‘Now, don’t be frightened,’ he said, ‘I just want you to
tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you’re giving away
today.’

‘Yes sir,’ Mary Pat said, ‘They are all REPUBLICAN kittens.’

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, ‘But yesterday, you told
me that they were DEMOCRATS.’

Little Mary Pat says, ‘Yes, I know. But today, they have
their eyes open.’

LET’S HOPE AMERICA OPENS THEIR EYES BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!