Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large Building preparing to jump. [...]

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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there’s a rip in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. ‘ Ma’am, there are $20 [...]

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.” WORDS A [...]

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Ricky came home from school one day greatly disturbed. Ricky: Mommy, it is really bad if you use punctuation marks wrongly? Mommy: Of course not, Ricky. What makes you ask? Ricky: Because Alice just missed two periods and now she’s crying.

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How is an inconsiderate husband defined? -One who wins a trip to Disneyland and never takes his wife with him. How does a man help with the household chores? – By lifting his legs while you vacuum and placing the newspaper in the right place. What’s 50-50 relationship for men? – Women cook, men eat; [...]

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