Sometimes… when you cry… no one sees your tears. Sometimes… when you are in pain… no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .. – - – - – - – - – - – - But FART!! [...]

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Hope is a walking Dream….with love everything is possible. An incredible love story has come out of China recently and managed to touch the world… It is a story of a man and an older woman who ran off to live and love each other in peace for over half a century. The 70-year-old Chinese [...]

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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked [...]

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Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover [...]

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This is for all you girls 30 years and over…. and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30′s … AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30. Andy Rooney wrote this for CBS 60 Minutes. Andy says: As I grow in age, I [...]

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15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just [...]

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman, whom you can [...]

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.” WORDS A [...]

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One of those chain letter types where we don’t really understand the idea of “threatening” someone for not doing what it says- forwarding it to an x number of people to spread the scare! We’ve been dead over a hundred times if we believed the consequence of any of the chain letters we received over [...]

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Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. Count your joys instead of your woes; Count your friends instead of your foes; Count your smile instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears; Count your full years instead of your lean; Count your kind deeds instead [...]

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How is an inconsiderate husband defined? -One who wins a trip to Disneyland and never takes his wife with him. How does a man help with the household chores? – By lifting his legs while you vacuum and placing the newspaper in the right place. What’s 50-50 relationship for men? – Women cook, men eat; [...]

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what [...]

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