1. If you understand, say “understand”. If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand.” How do I understand that you understand? Understand! 2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you [...]

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I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold? He said, “Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold.” I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became heavier each day, The [...]

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This is for all you girls 30 years and over…. and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30′s … AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30. Andy Rooney wrote this for CBS 60 Minutes. Andy says: As I grow in age, I [...]

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One of those chain letter types where we don’t really understand the idea of “threatening” someone for not doing what it says- forwarding it to an x number of people to spread the scare! We’ve been dead over a hundred times if we believed the consequence of any of the chain letters we received over [...]

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One week ago I saw Amy, an old girlfriend, at the store. Twenty some years ago I fixed her up with my best friend, Crazy Harry. They were married and had two great kids. Harry was the best man at my wedding. I have known him since I was 13 and until I was married [...]

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Do you know the relationship between two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER. That’s what’s friendship is! If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened… Would you come?…. If I had [...]

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1. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn’t feel even the least bit weird shutting your ‘beer/Pepsi drawer’ with her/his foot! 2. A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears… 3. A simple [...]

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without making a mistake. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is old cat. This is person cat. This is busy cat. This is for [...]

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