From a strictly mathematical viewpoint . . . . .
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in [...]

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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 [...]

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1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs — and I was in the wrong [...]

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Gotta love this guy!

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The population of this country, the United States is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied [...]

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Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that [...]

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New Recruit

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)

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Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may [...]

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
“Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so [...]

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A Japanese tourist went to the Philippines for some sightseeing. He hailed a taxi and asked the driver to take him to the hotel. On the way he saw a Honda City pass by. “Honda very fast!” he yelled, “made in Japan!”
A little while later he saw a Mitsubishi Adventure speed by. “Ah, Mitsubishi!” he [...]

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