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		<title>What Makes 100%? Do the Math.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[From a strictly mathematical viewpoint . . . . . What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><div style="clear: both; min-height: 1px; height: 3px; width: 100%;"></div><div class='shareaholic-like-buttonset' style='float:none;height:30px;'><a class='shareaholic-fblike' data-shr_layout='button_count' data-shr_showfaces='false' data-shr_href='http%3A%2F%2Fviral-emailz.com%2F2010%2F02%2Fwhat-makes-100-percent-do-math%2F' data-shr_title='What+Makes+100%25%3F+Do+the+Math.'></a><a class='shareaholic-fbsend' data-shr_href='http%3A%2F%2Fviral-emailz.com%2F2010%2F02%2Fwhat-makes-100-percent-do-math%2F'></a><a class='shareaholic-googleplusone' data-shr_size='medium' data-shr_count='true' data-shr_href='http%3A%2F%2Fviral-emailz.com%2F2010%2F02%2Fwhat-makes-100-percent-do-math%2F' data-shr_title='What+Makes+100%25%3F+Do+the+Math.'></a></div><div style="clear: both; min-height: 1px; height: 3px; width: 100%;"></div><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><img src="http://viral-emailz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bs.png" alt="" title="bs" width="298" height="222" class="alignright size-full wp-image-862" />From a strictly mathematical viewpoint . . . . .</p>
<p>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever<br />
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We<br />
have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over<br />
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:</p>
<p>If:<br />
<em>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z</em></p>
<p>is represented as:<br />
<em>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26</em>.</p>
<p>Then:</p>
<p><strong>H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K</strong><br />
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%</p>
<p>and<br />
<strong><br />
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E</strong><br />
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%</p>
<p>But,<br />
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<strong>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E</strong><br />
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%</p>
<p>And,</p>
<p><strong>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T</strong><br />
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%</p>
<p>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.</p>
<p><strong>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G</strong><br />
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%</p>
<p>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work<br />
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,<br />
it&#8217;s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top</p>
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