Note: Religious content

An Everyday Survival Kit
Toothpick
Rubber band
Band aid
Pencil
Eraser
Chewing gum
Mint
Candy Kiss
Tea Bag

Here’s why:

Toothpick – to remind you to pick out the good qualities in
others… Matt 7:1

Rubber band – to remind you to be flexible, things might not always go
the way you want, but it will work out… Romans 8:28

Band Aid – to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone
else’s… Col. 3:12-14

Pencil – To remind you to list your blessings everyday… Eph1:3

Eraser – to remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it’s
okay… Gen. 50:15-21

Chewing gum – to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish
anything … Phil 4:13

Mint – to remind you that you are worth a mint to your heavenly
father… John 3:16-17

Candy Kiss – to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug
everyday… 1 John 4:7

Tea Bag – to remind you to relax daily and go over that list of God’s
blessings… 1 Thess 5:18

This is my gift to you. May God richly bless you.

To the world, you may just be somebody…but to somebody, you may be
the world.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
Little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark ?

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

PS… Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?

Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . ‘He-brews’

KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation.
Satan went to visit Jesus in the Garden of Eden,
and Satan came all happy and boasting. (Lk 4: 1-12; Job 1: 6-12)

“Yes Lord, now I have everybody captive,
well nearly everybody down there.
I set put traps, I used the baits of temptation,
I know well what each one of them can’t resist.
I nearly caught them all!” (I Pet 5: 8-9; Eph 6: 10-17)

“What are you going to do with them?” Jesus asked.
and He was praying to God the Father.

Satan answered “Oh, I am going to have some fun with them!”

I’ll make them divorce after they have married
so the foundation of humanity will never be established
“the family” (Mt 19: 4-6; Mal 2: 16)

I will make them hate each other and abuse each other,
make them fall into alcohol and drugs without control. (Rom 13: 12-14)

I will teach them to make weapons and bombs,
so they kill each other

“I am really going to have fun!”

“And when you are tired of playing with them, what will you do?”
Jesus asked. And continued praying

“Oh, I will kill them all and their souls will be mine forever”
Lord by all respect, it’s their decision.(I Jn 3: 8-10)

“How much do you want for all of them?” Jesus asked.

“Oh, you can’t want these people. They aren’t anything good.
Why do you want them if they neither follow you nor love you?
Many hate you! I have seen many of them spitting on you, cursing you and even denying you.”
“What’s more, they love me a lot” (Mt 24: 10-13)

“You don’t want these people!”

“How much?” Jesus asked again

Satan looked at him with a nasty face

“All your tears and all your blood,
all the pain of the entire world, all together” (Is 53: 4-10; I Pet 2: 24)

Jesus said…”DONE”

“and He paid the price” (II Cor 5: 21)

How terrible it is that people don’t seek for God,
and then ask themselves why the world is going to hell!

How terrible that we seek the newspaper everyday to read tragedies
and we never seek the Bible

How insensible it is how everybody wants to go to heaven,
thinking they can get there without having to believe,
without loving God above all things,
or doing what the Bible says…the Laws of God.

Is it not terrible how some people can say “I believe in God”
but still follow Satan (Who as matter of fact, does fear God)
(II Tim 4: 3-4; II Jn 1: 7-11)

Don’t you think it’s pathetic how they send
each other thousands of jokes by email,
so they spread like plagues.

But when it’s about the Lord’s messages,
we think about it twice before we share them;
and we leave the mailboxes of our friends without this message

Don’t you think it is outrageous that the obscene,
vulgar and crude is allowed freely to pass through the internet
that even many people would desire to get into the screen.

But it is forbidden to speak publicly about Jesus
in the schools, places of work
self-helping groups, etc… (Acts 4: 19-20)

Even after knowing what He did for us.
Because the Romans didn’t kill Him. It was our sin.
that we may be forgiven
and know Him in His glory with the Father.

Doesn’t it seem incredible to you how somebody can be alight
on Sunday in the Church,
worshipping and thanking the Lord for His mercy,
for one more day to live etc.

But during the rest of the week he is an invisible Christian! (II Tim 3: 1-5; Rom 10: 9-13)

Does this seem just to you?

Don’t let Satan stop you sending this Mail
to all your contacts on the Web,
It doesn’t matter if he tells you that many don’t believe this
Don’t let him get through with his plans!

Stop worrying what the others may think about you
It is time to worry about what “God thinks about you”

May God bless you always (II Cor 13: 13)