Women are always Clever
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Women always has a Clever answer 
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”
Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
Man: “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman: “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you…to leave.”
Man: “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”
Man: “May I see you pretty soon?”
Woman: “Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?”
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Sometimes
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Sometimes…
when you cry…
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes…
when you are in pain…
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes.
when you are worried..
no one sees your stress
Sometimes.
when you are happy..
no one sees your smile ..
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But FART!! just ONE time…
And everybody knows!!
Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
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Remember When…?
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You might remember when this accident happened… 8 years ago in March.
This Southwest Airlines flight from Vegas overshot the runway at Burbank.
The plane smashed past the airport fence, careened across the street and ended up with a collapsed landing gear, right next to a gas station.
But that’s not the amazing part… look at the picture below!!!
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Word Puzzle
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IT’S A 7 LETTER WORD..
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT,
IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT,
IT REMAINS SAME
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT,
IT REMAINS SAME
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT,
STILL IT REMAINS SAME
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WHAT IZ IT ?
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POSTBOX! : P
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A love Story
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
“What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.”
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, “I will then give you 6 days in jail.”
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, “What is it?” The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”
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