A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to ‘Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin’. ‘What?’ said the puzzled groom. ‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’ ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept [...]

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The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the [...]

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“Our wedding entrance dance to Forever…yeah, forever. It took place at a Church in Saint Paul, Minnesota.” – The Kheinz

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1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs — and I was in the wrong one. [...]

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There have been many intentional mangled versions of this song “O Fortuna” by Carl Orff. This is among the funniest. FROM WIKI: O Fortuna is a poem from Carmina Burana, a collection of Latin poems written in early 13th century. Fortuna is the goddess of fortune in Roman Mythology. German composer Carl Orff selected 24 [...]

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Gotta love this guy!

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*In the end credits, they placed a very clever site promotion of a PARKED WEBSITE for funkyfreshsrchoir.com. We were curious of course after laughing our hearts out, we wanted to know more about them. It says on the video to visit the site for booking information. The website is NOT active. All it is is [...]

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Warning: “Toilet humor” The original product is called “Breathe Right” currently available in the US market supposedly to relieve/prevent snoring. This guy on the video is a dead ringer for the real inventor, Bruce Johnson.

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Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign ‘FREE KITTENS’ next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all [...]

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Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can [...]

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New Recruit You are listening to Stevie Wonder (Your first day at work and all is fine and great)

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