Viral Emails » humor http://viral-emailz.com It's contagious and spreads like a virus on the internet. Sometimes funny, shallow, awful or scary. At one time inspiring, useful or plain stupid but oftentimes annoying. Are you infected with viral emails? Tue, 28 Feb 2012 02:31:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 A Male Fairy Tale http://viral-emailz.com/2011/09/a-male-fairy-tale/ http://viral-emailz.com/2011/09/a-male-fairy-tale/#comments Fri, 09 Sep 2011 07:51:04 +0000 admin http://viral-emailz.com/?p=981

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said, No!!!

And the Prince lived happily ever after…

and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads, and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freakin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

]]> http://viral-emailz.com/2011/09/a-male-fairy-tale/feed/ 0 Plumber with a sense of (toilet) humor… http://viral-emailz.com/2009/07/plumber-with-a-sense-of-toilet-humor/ http://viral-emailz.com/2009/07/plumber-with-a-sense-of-toilet-humor/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:55:09 +0000 admin http://viral-emailz.com/?p=760

Gotta love this guy!

plumber_withhumor

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