From a strictly mathematical viewpoint . . . . . What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What [...]
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What Makes 100%? Do the Math.
Tags: alphabet, asskissing, attitude, bullshit, formula, hardwork, knowledge, letters, Life, math, numbers, satire, Work
Get your flu shots tonight!
Winter is here, Please do not forget your flu shot!! Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Tags: antibacterial stuff, doctor, exercise, Flu, flue shot, fresh air, fruits & veggies, germs, immune system, Life, liquor, stairs, stress, swim, vitamin c, wash
The Most Beautiful Rainbow
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. [...]
The Parable of the Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his [...]
An Incredible Love Story
Hope is a walking Dream….with love everything is possible. An incredible love story has come out of China recently and managed to touch the world… It is a story of a man and an older woman who ran off to live and love each other in peace for over half a century. The 70-year-old Chinese [...]
Tags: china, eternity, forever, Life, Love, love story, man, Old, widowed, woman
What I Live For
I live for those that love me, For those that know me true, For the heaven that smiles above me and waits my coming too; For the cause that lacks assistance, For the wrongs that need resistance, For the future in the distance For the good that i can do.
Tags: courage, encouragement, faith, future, Heaven, Hope, Life, Love
Daddy’s Empty Chair
A man’s daughter had asked the local priest to come and pray with her father. When the priest arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The priest assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit. “I [...]
Tags: Beliefs, daddy, daughter, faith, God, Jesus, Life, man, prayer, Priest
Don’t Quit
It’s easy to be pleasant when life flows by like a song. But the man worth while is the one who can smile when everything goes dead wrong. For the test of the heart is trouble and it always comes with years. And the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile [...]
Tags: defeat, Dont' quit, failure, fall, falling, Glory, Hope, Life, self-pity, Smile, success, tears
WIFE VS HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.” WORDS A [...]
Tags: Couple, Fun, Jokes, Life, Marriage, relationship
Mental Feng Shui
One of those chain letter types where we don’t really understand the idea of “threatening” someone for not doing what it says- forwarding it to an x number of people to spread the scare! We’ve been dead over a hundred times if we believed the consequence of any of the chain letters we received over [...]
Sick and Tired
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what [...]
Tags: Fun, home, Life, life's lesson, Marriage, men, trading places, Wife, Work
Today is the Time To be Happy
A young man lives in the future An old man lives in the past. For youth, it’s moving too slowly For age, it’s moving too fast. A young man dreams of the gladness The years just before him will bring; An old man dreams of his pleasures When life held the magic of spring. But [...]
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