A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to ‘Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin’.
‘What?’ said the puzzled groom.
‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’
‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great [...]

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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
“What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.”
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches [...]

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked
sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words [...]

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One of those chain letter types where we don’t really understand the idea of “threatening” someone for not doing what it says- forwarding it to an x number of people to spread the scare! We’ve been dead over a hundred times if we believed the consequence of any of the chain letters we received over [...]

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How is an inconsiderate husband defined?
-One who wins a trip to Disneyland and never takes his wife with him.
How does a man help with the household chores?
- By lifting his legs while you vacuum and placing the newspaper in the right place.
What’s 50-50 relationship for men?
- Women cook, men eat; women, clean, men throw their [...]

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
“Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so [...]

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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed [...]

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