Viral Emails » patch http://viral-emailz.com It's contagious and spreads like a virus on the internet. Sometimes funny, shallow, awful or scary. At one time inspiring, useful or plain stupid but oftentimes annoying. Are you infected with viral emails? Tue, 28 Feb 2012 02:31:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 The Patch (it just might work) http://viral-emailz.com/2009/08/the-patch-might-just-work/ http://viral-emailz.com/2009/08/the-patch-might-just-work/#comments Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:22:24 +0000 admin http://viral-emailz.com/?p=806

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.


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It also works at DMV and the Laundromat.

Don’t try it at McDonald’s, the whole crew will exit and you’ll never get your order.

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