Viral Emails

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say I’M HOME!

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this!
REAL FRIENDS: Will send it back to you.

I’m waiting..
It’s a friendship week!
If you get 10 you are really a lovable person!
This is interesting and quite entertaining… Have fun!!

1. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn’t feel even the least bit weird shutting your
‘beer/Pepsi drawer’ with her/his foot!

2. A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears…

3. A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names..
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

4. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party..
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.

5. A simple friend hates it when you call after
they’ve gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

6. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

7. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

8. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.

A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

9. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

10. A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.

A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about…
if you get it back you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you..