One of my teachers had each one of us bring a clear plastic bag and a sack of potatoes. For every person we’d refuse to forgive in our life, we were told to choose a potato, write on it the name and date, and put it in the plastic bag. Some of our bags, as [...]

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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked [...]

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.” WORDS A [...]

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One of those chain letter types where we don’t really understand the idea of “threatening” someone for not doing what it says- forwarding it to an x number of people to spread the scare! We’ve been dead over a hundred times if we believed the consequence of any of the chain letters we received over [...]

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How is an inconsiderate husband defined? -One who wins a trip to Disneyland and never takes his wife with him. How does a man help with the household chores? – By lifting his legs while you vacuum and placing the newspaper in the right place. What’s 50-50 relationship for men? – Women cook, men eat; [...]

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Do you know the relationship between two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER. That’s what’s friendship is! If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened… Would you come?…. If I had [...]

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