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	<title>Viral Emails &#187; Senior citizens</title>
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		<title>It pays to be old</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 11:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No one believes seniors . . .  everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. I t was not locked, so they entered, [...]]]></description>
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An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.<br />
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had<br />
moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.</p>
<p>Holding hands they walked back to their old school.<br />
I t was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk<br />
they&#8217;d shared where Andy had carved &#8216;I love you, Sally.&#8217;</p>
<p>On their way back ho me , a bag of money fell out of<br />
an armored car, practically landing at their feet.<br />
Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure<br />
what to do with it, they took it home.<br />
There, she counted the money:<br />
fifty-thousand dollars!</p>
<p>Andy said, &#8216;We&#8217;ve got to give it back.&#8217;</p>
<p>Sally said, &#8216;Finders keepers.&#8217;<br />
<span id="more-910"></span><br />
She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.<br />
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood<br />
looking for the money and knocked on the door.</p>
<p>&#8216;Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag<br />
that fell out of an armored car yesterday?&#8217;</p>
<p>Sally said, &#8216;No.&#8217;</p>
<p>Andy said, &#8216;She&#8217;s lying. She hid it up in the attic.&#8217;</p>
<p>Sally said, &#8216;Don&#8217;t believe him, he&#8217;s getting senile.&#8217;</p>
<p>The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.</p>
<p>One says:  &#8216;Tell us the story from the beginning&#8217;</p>
<p>Andy said, &#8216;Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . ..&#8217;</p>
<p>The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, &#8216;We&#8217;re outta here.&#8217;</p>
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		<title>Senior Citizen Choir takes on Hip-Hop</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*In the end credits, they placed a very clever site promotion of a PARKED WEBSITE for funkyfreshsrchoir.com. We were curious of course after laughing our hearts out, we wanted to know more about them. It says on the video to visit the site for booking information. The website is NOT active. All it is is [...]]]></description>
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<p>*In the end credits, they placed a very clever site promotion of a PARKED WEBSITE for funkyfreshsrchoir.com. We were curious of course after laughing our hearts out, we wanted to know more about them. It says on the video to visit the site for booking information. The website is NOT active. All it is is a site containing advertisements for people to click. </p>
<p>We thought the end credits was misleading and so we&#8217;re telling you to save you the trouble from visiting an empty, advertisement driven parked website. Nonetheless, the video was hilarious! You can visit the parked site just because the video made you laugh&#8230; OR maybe not! <img src='http://viral-emailz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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