Five Horses Is Her Name This is mythical and deep. Truly beautiful… A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name. He replied, “She is called Five Horses”. The man said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?”

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A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package… “What food might this contain?” The mouse wondered – he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.  “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is [...]

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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked [...]

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How is an inconsiderate husband defined? -One who wins a trip to Disneyland and never takes his wife with him. How does a man help with the household chores? – By lifting his legs while you vacuum and placing the newspaper in the right place. What’s 50-50 relationship for men? – Women cook, men eat; [...]

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what [...]

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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She [...]

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